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I’ve tested Ultra Eliminex, and I’ve also tested many other detox drinks. Ultra Eliminex reviews claim it’s the most powerful, modern detox formula out there, that can mask even the most ludicrous amounts of drug toxins.
Well, I was a bit dubious. So here you will read the full results of what I did to learn about Ultra Eliminex. I researched it’s you don’t have to, and I’ve tested it, so you don’t have to take a gamble with it. But what I’m going to advise is not quite as simple as just drinking the drink and going in taking a drug test.
So what you’re going to read here is all you need to know about Ultra Eliminex based on my own personal experience, learn how a detox drink works, get full Ultra Eliminex instructions with some top tips, and find out where to buy it at the best price.
The company that makes Ultra Eliminex is called Herbal Clean. These guys actually don’t have a great track record at all.
Herbal clean are responsible for the QCarbo range of detox drinks. These are widely available, even being sold at Walmart. However, they don’t have a great track record and a lot of people fail drug tests using them.
Now not saying they are the worst; I’ve done a two-day detox and passed a home drug test with QCarbo32. However, the evidence from people I know and people online is that it’s basically tossing a coin.
On top of that, the company also sells a really poor range of detox pills. Quite a few different ones which all appear to have basically the same ingredients, and seem to be scamming people into parting with their money thinking that they will detox to pass a drug test when they are simply not powerful enough to achieve that.
So when Ultra Eliminex came along from the same company, claiming to be the most powerful detox drinks in the world today, that’s a huge claim that is being made by a lot of people, and I wanted to get to the bottom of the truth around those reviews.
The biggest misconception about detox drinks is that they truly detoxify your body permanently.
They do nothing of the sort, all the detox drink does is the following:
That’s what great quality detox drink does; the problem is that most of them in my experience don’t do that at all. That’s why I’ve never even attempted to use 90% of the detox drinks out there to pass a drug test.
The bottom line is that a detox drink will help you to pass a drug test unless you are a really chronic drug user.
Even then, a powerful detox drink like Ultra Eliminex should have the potency alongside a short-term detox before the day of your test to mask the toxins.
What I’m saying here, is if you do a detox of 2-3 days before the day of your test, you’ll push out a ton of toxins, leaving less for the detox drink to deal with. That will give you a long time after you’ve finished drinking the detox drink before toxins appear back in your urine.
For some people though, synthetic urine is the best option because the detox drink simply will not mask the high levels of toxins for long enough. But unless you are smoking three or four joints a day, then Ultra Eliminex will work for you alongside a short detox.
Let me now talk you through the whole process of using Ultra Eliminex as a frequent drug user like I am (weed smoker).
I have actually passed a live drug test using a Mega Clean and Toxin Rid combo, three days of pills, natural detox, and then Mega Clean on the day of my test.
So for me, as a chronic weed smoker, a couple of joints a day, Ultra Eliminex should work to pass a home test.
I didn’t do the Toxin Rid though, I just did a 48-hour detox. I figured as Ultra Eliminex a stronger, I should still get away with it.
I did exactly what I’ve explained in the Ultra Eliminex instructions above, and I passed a home drug test two hours after I finished drinking it. So Ultra Eliminex definitely to me is a very potent detox drink.
I wouldn’t recommend that you avoid the two-day detox, and if you can afford Toxin Rid, then get the two-day pill course because that will certainly increase your chances of passing.
Ultra Eliminex therefore can work on its own, and it definitely works with Toxin Rid as Mega Clean did. It should also work with other pre-rid supplements, the ones aren’t as potent as Toxin Rid, but obviously, you are increasing your risk.
If you can’t afford Toxin Rid (around 60 dollars for the two days alongside the $80 for Ultra Eliminex), then try and do a longer natural detox. If you can do five days of natural detoxification, then use Ultra Eliminex on the day of your test, that should pretty well match up with a two-day detox using Toxin Rid, in terms of the number of toxins that can be pushed out of the body.
As far as I’m concerned, those Ultra Eliminex reviews are right. It’s a potent new formula that’s totally different to its predecessor Qcarbo, and also very different to Mega Clean and Rescue Cleanse in terms of formulation (the two detox drinks I’ve used to pass real drug tests).
When it comes to buying Ultra Eliminex, I would always recommend you buy it from an authorized reseller, and Test Negative are the guys I would advise you buy it from. They also sell great value home drug test kits as well.
Toxin Rid is available from Test Clear. Grab yourself a two-day course for 60 bucks, and they also sell drug test kits, and in fact, you get a free one bundled in with any course length of Toxin Rid.
So as long as you’ve got a week’s notice of your drug test, you can get the stuff in stock. If you’re not sure when a drug test is going to happen, then my advice is to buy yourself a two-day course of toxin rid, and a bottle of Ultra Eliminex so you are then fully prepared to stop taking drugs and get yourself detoxed as soon as you know you are potentially facing a drug test (if you’re going for a job interview then you will usually begin 24 hours after the interview to submit a sample).
Toxin Rid is the best-known detox pill course out there. But not a lot of people really understand how it works, and there’s a common misconception about how you use it and what it achieves. So I’m going to do here is answer the question does Toxin Rid work and tell you how.
I’ll also explain how you determine the correct course length for your level of drug toxins, and how quickly you could expect to be clean to pass a drug test.
We will also go into detail about how to do a natural detox alongside your pill course, and where you can buy Toxin Rid (clue: you can’t buy Toxin Rid at Walmart).
Toxin Rid is the brand name for a powerful detox pill course.
You can get different course lengths, from a single day, all the way through to a full 10 day detox course. In this review, I’m going to be focusing on the Toxin Rid 10 day detox because it’s the longest and most potent one you can buy.
I want to clear up misconception right here at the start of this though because a lot of Toxin Rid reviews are a bit ambiguous and misleading.
You can’t just take the Toxin Rid pills and carry on as you are, expecting them to somehow magically drag toxins out of your body. Detox pills accelerate natural detox. So you’re going to have to stop taking drugs until you pass a drug test, and do a detoxification program that’s sped up by Toxin Rid.
Now you know detox pills aren’t “magic bullets” that somehow draw all the toxins out of your body with no effort from yourself, let’s explain how they work.
Toxin Rid detox pills contain a range of ingredients that help in the following ways:
Put together, you’ve got a completely natural course of pills that helps to speed up the removal of toxins from the body, pushing more towards the exit doors.
I mentioned cannabis metabolites. Cannabis works differently. Whereas most drug metabolites exit almost universally through urine, with cannabis nearly 50% exit through the bowels. So the fiber in Toxin Rid, alongside a high fiber diet, creates more bile which alongside the fiber helps to draw cannabis metabolites out through the bowel more rapidly, meaning less exiting through urine.
Toxin Rid won’t work if you keep taking drugs. That much should be obvious to you.
But these are the additional steps you need to take to do a natural detox until you are truly clean:
So as you can see, natural detox is not easy. You have to stick at it until you test clean, which means buying home drug test kits and doing them every couple of days until you consistently test clean for a few days.
Now, I’m sure that doing a natural detox for several weeks sounds like an absolute nightmare.
The good news is that most people won’t need to detox for several weeks at all. If you are a light-to-moderate drug user of any type, a couple of times a week, and not crazy doses, then you’ll be clean in a week anyway, even naturally, and there’s no need to buy Toxin Rid.
The only time you would is if you are facing a drug test at short notice and you want to push out as many toxins as possible before masking the rest on the day of your test with a detox drink. In that case, one of the shorter detox causes in Toxin Rid, the one, two, or three day courses are ideal.
But we are talking about the people who are chronic users, more days of the week than not, and chronic weed smokers who are smoking every day. In those situations, it could take a couple of weeks to get rid of all the drug metabolites in your body.
Even worse news for cannabis smokers, if you are a chronic user, cannabis metabolites can take two months to exit the body. That’s because of the way they cling to cells in the body and detach at random intervals, unlike most other drug metabolites which leave the body in a linear fashion.
The bottom line is that if you are a chronic user of any type, the seven-day course is a minimum, and I would just recommend you go straight for the longest Toxin Rid 10 day detox course. That way you are covering all your bases and committing yourself to at least a 10 day natural detox.
Now you understand the commitment you have to make through doing a natural detox, and the fact that you’re going to be doing this for 10 days or more, let’s look at the instructions for doing the full Toxin Rid 10 day detox.
The million-dollar question is of course does Toxin Rid work? Well, if you do the natural detox, stop taking drugs, and religiously do everything I’ve just outlined above, you will get clean in about half the time it would take to get clean naturally, and sometimes even less than that.
So if it will take you two weeks to get rid of all the drug metabolites from your body, say you’re a heavy weed smoker, then you could be clean in a week. Towards the end of the Toxin Rid 10 day detox course, you should be testing clean, and definitely by the end of it.
I’m not going to pretend, unlike some other Toxin Rid reviews out there, that using Toxin Rid is a piece of cake. It’s not a magic pill.
If you want to get completely clean though, genuinely clean, to pass an important drug test or just a kickstart healthy lifestyle away from drugs, then it is the perfect tonic to use alongside a natural detox to at least half the time it takes to get the metabolites out of your body.
In terms of where to buy Toxin Rid, Test Clear is the place I would advise you to buy them from. Test Clear is the official reseller.
You’ll get the best prices, and you’ll even get one free home drug test kit bundled up free, with additional ones available for a good price.
There is no Toxin Rid Walmart option, and you can’t buy it (or any quality detox products) on eBay, or Amazon, any of those general marketplace websites legitimately. You will be buying fakes or poor quality products. Stick to buying Toxin Rid 10 day detox from Test Clear, and you can’t go wrong.
In this guide to Quick Luck synthetic urine, you going to learn exactly why it’s so good in just five minutes.
First, there was Quick Fix, it was really popular, but nowadays it’s considered basic. Then the number one selling brand was Sub Solution, and it still is. But recently, we’ve now got new fake urine called Quick Luck. The most advanced formula backed up by the flexibility of the unique heat activator powder included with Sub Solution and Quick Luck.
So I’m going to do is explain exactly why Quick Luck is so complex, how to use it, how it compares to Sub Solution, and also how you can use another product from clear choice alongside it to maximize your chances of passing a drug test.
Clear choice makes two synthetic urine products: Sub Solution and Quick Luck. Sub Solution’s been around for a number of years and was a complete game changer compared to more simplistic fake urine products like Quick Fix.
Far more complex, and it uses heat activator powder rather than a heatpad.
It is the new product from Clear Choice urine. It’s more complex than Sub Solution, and it’s premixed. Sub Solution is a powder that you have to mix with filtered water, whereas Quick Luck is ready to go.
You just add in the heat activator powder and you have a viable sample in as little as two minutes. That makes Quick Luck perfect for on the spot drug testing in a way that simply can’t be achieved using Sub Solution.
Let’s take a look first at Quick Fix. A basic brand of fake urine it’s been really popular for a number of years, and I used myself to pass a pre-employment drug test a few years ago.
It contains urea, uric acid, creatinine. It’s balanced for pH and specific gravity, and it “sort of” looks like human urine.
Now compare that to the complexity of Quick Luck:
Put all that together, and Quick Luck is like comparing a Ferrari to a Skoda in terms of its performance.
I’ll just mention the biocide thing. Neither Quick Luck or Sub Solution contains biocide. It’s a chemical found in many brands of cheap fake urine, and it’s rumored that in 2018 the big testing labs realized this and started testing for the presence of biocide and thus being able to rule out most fake samples easily.
When you buy your Quick Luck synthetic urine you could be a little underwhelmed by what you receive.
All you get in the Quick Luck box is a container with 3 fluid ounces of premixed urine, a vial of heat activator powder, and a pair of high-quality air-activated heat pads that you probably won’t use.
What you have to remember is that you are paying for the complexity of the formula and how it mimics human urine physically, alongside complete control heat activator powder gives you over the temperature of the sample in comparison to a far more ineffective heatpad.
In terms of how to use Quick Luck, it’s really straightforward. I’m not going to tell you how to use the heatpads because to be honest, they are pretty irrelevant when you have the power of the heat activator powder.
I bought a box of Quick Luck for the purposes of reviewing it here. For me though, I’ll probably stick with Sub Solution because I passed a drug test with it and I’ve got a box to use next time anyway.
I’ll probably use Quick Luck after that, but it won’t be because Sub Solution isn’t good enough. Sub Solution is complex enough to pass any level of scrutiny in normal drug testing. The benefits Quick Luck gives you above Sub Solution though rare in the fact it’s premixed rather than the fact it’s slightly more complex.
Once you mix Sub Solution you only have up to 24 hours to submit it before the sample spoils. But Quick Luck is premixed and lasts up to a year.
So you could keep it in your locker at work if you’ve got on the spot drug testing there. If they say you’ve got to go and submit your sample. Go to your locker, tap in some heat activator powder, and you got a viable sample in about two minutes.
Quick Luck is the ultimate in complexity and convenience that will pass any level of standard drug testing scrutiny.
Quick Luck is best bought from the Clear Choice webstore. It costs $100 in comparison to the $80 you will pay for Sub Solution.
You can increase your chances of the day by also buying something called the practice kit.
When you buy Sub Solution or Quick Luck you can get the practice kit at a discount price. It contains heat activator powder and the mixing container.
That allows you to practice in advance of the heat activator powder, as you will learn how much to use, and how quickly the sample will heat up to the right temperature, and how long you can keep it within the temperature range.
Buying Quick Luck and the practice kit is the ultimate insurance policy because it marries together complexity, the power of the heat activator powder, and knowing in advance exactly how everything is going to behave on the day of your test.
If you’re one of those people who has spent months at the gym religiously, worked hard, but hit a plateau, then SARMs will definitely be something you’ll be wanting to consider to push yourself up to the next level. In this guide, not only are we going to talk about the best SARMs for cutting, but how to create the best SARMs stack for bulking, cutting, strength, and maintenance stack as well.
But not just that, in this guide, I’m going to tell you about what SARMs stack work for women, and why it works to achieve the goals of most women have.
I’ll talk you through the different types of SARMs, and tell you about the top six in detail. Not only that, but I’ll also finish this guide by recommending you t3 vendors that I use to deliver 100% pure SARMs that help me to achieve my goals more quickly than I could ever achieve them naturally.
Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators (SARMs) work in the body by targeting androgen receptors in muscle and bone tissue. They modulate the messages, increasing their frequency and mimicking testosterone in effect, leading to dramatic muscle growth.
Even in muscle wasting illnesses and a calorie deficit, SARMs can at least halt muscle wastage, and can in many circumstances still increase muscle growth while cutting fat at the same time. SARMs were never designed for bodybuilders, they are research chemicals that have never been fully tested for the purposes of helping people with degenerative muscular illnesses.
But they have been hijacked and reproduced on the grey market used by bodybuilders to achieve the goals of bigger muscles and better fat cutting than you could ever achieve naturally.
But that’s not the whole story and some SARMs aren’t true SARMs at all. YK-11, GW-501516 Cardarine, and MK-677 Ibutamoren are all classed as SARMs for marketing purposes but don’t have androgenic effects at all (they do not mimic testosterone).
Before I get into the details of the most popular SARMs and telling you about the four most effective SARMs stacks you can put together, I want to just tell you how to spot the high quality SARMs.
If you don’t get SARMs that are high in purity then you will not get the best experience, and you run the risk of having the SARMs cut with something undesirable (one study found that some SARMs were actually cut with anabolic steroids to make them go further and be stronger).
These are the traits of the best quality SARMs:
If you don’t get all the above things, then the product you are buying will not be potent and you will be wasting money and putting yourself more at risk.
Even that short checklist actually rules out that 90% of the online sellers out there. Later on, I’m going to tell you about the three companies I by my SARMs from that definitely do deliver on all those key things.
There are more than six main types of SARMs, but I’m only going to talk about the top six here.
I’m not going to talk directly about S-23 because it’s very untested and is incredibly suppressive, and you can get the same results with a far more widely used Testolone.
SR-9009 is also widely available, but it isn’t a true SARM. It’s a type of PPAR alpha modifier, which is very similar to Cardarine which is a PPAR Delta modifier. As Cardarine is far more widely used and has a long track record in being used illegally in sports to get a noticeable performance boost, I’m just sticking with recommending Cardarine.
If you’re looking for the most versatile SARM, then Ligandrol (LGD-4033) could be exactly what you’re looking for. Not to be confused with its younger cousin LGD-3303, this is one of the most widely used SARMs out there.
It’s mildly androgenic, and in common with Ostarine helps to protect muscle by telling the body to cut fat. But it’s slightly more powerful and slightly more androgenic than Ostarine, which means you can actually build lean muscle as well. So it’s great for bulking all cutting and brilliant for maintenance.
Ligandrol is usually dosed quite conservatively, as low as 2 mg per day, up to a maximum sensible dose of around 25 mg per day.
Although one of the most popular SARMs, Cardarine isn’t actually one at all. Also known by the alphanumeric name GW-501516, it’s in reality a PPAR delta modulator (agonist). But it’s marketed in the same way as SARMs and has similar effects in the body but they are not androgenic.
Cardarine affects your energy and metabolism levels. It reduces glucose utilization and tells the body to increase the oxidation of fatty acids. In layman’s terms that means it will tell your body to burn fat before it burns glucose, meaning you will lose weight, and get enhanced endurance because of the extra reserves of energy being called on.
That’s why Cardarine has been so used by sportspeople and is known as “energy in a bottle”. It’s usually dosed quite conservatively, as low as 2 mg, and sometimes as high as 10 mg, with some people pushing dose of 20 mg, but rarely higher.
Ostarine (MK-2866) is the original member of the SARM family. It’s very mild, and although slightly androgenic, it’s rare that on its own at lower doses you would need any sort of PCT supplement.
Ostarine is perfect for cutting fat because it tells the body to maintain muscle and burn fat instead.
That’s the opposite of what the body does naturally, and it’s really beneficial for bodybuilding because it means you can protect your gains even in a calorie deficit. It’s so mild that it’s the ideal beginner’s steroid alternative.
Ostarine won’t affect your testosterone levels unless you take a very high dose, meaning that you can have quite high doses and they are well tolerated. A typical dose is around 20 mg per day, sometimes pushing it as high as 40 mg.
Andarine (S4) is a really versatile member of the SARMs family. It’s mildly androgenic, more so than Ostarine or Ligandrol, but not aggressively so. But it does have a good anabolic effect in muscle and bone, making it very good for developing lean muscle mass and building bone strength.
It also helps to reduce fat as well, which is why it often talked about as one of the best SARMs for cutting. But for me it’s not actually as good as LGD-4033 in that respect, and probably comparable to Ostarine, but you will get stronger anabolic effects as well. It also improves energy levels, so it’s a good all-rounder to use as one of the best SARMs for cutting, or creating the best SARMs stack for maintenance.
Andarine does have one fairly common side effect at higher doses, namely, it can affect vision. It can tint your vision yellow. However, this effect does disappear between cycles. A typical dose to avoid this side effect completely is below 50 mg per day.
RAD-140 Testolone is a strongly anabolic member of the SARMs family. In fact, initial studies demonstrated that it has a stronger binding affinity than testosterone to the androgen receptors. That makes it very aggressive, in line with an anabolic steroid. However, it is highly selective of bone and muscle tissue, which is not in common with anabolic steroids.
Testolone is therefore not a great SARM for cutting on its own unless you stack it with something else. On its own, it can develop huge muscle gains and explosive strength really quickly. That’s why is used for building up muscle and strength rapidly and can be used both in bulking and maintenance stacks with ease.
It’s very potent and is usually dosed at around 20 mg or less, with a low dose being 5 mg per day.
MK-677 is another SARM that actually isn’t one at all. In reality, it’s a growth hormone secretagogue. It mimics the action of something called Ghrelin in the body. This mimicking helps to raise levels of both HGH and IGF-1, both the key building blocks in developing muscle mass.
It also has been shown to improve energy expenditure, sleep quality, and help to burn fat more readily than muscle or glucose. Put together, it’s a brilliant all-round anabolic steroid alternative that basically an honorary member of the SARMs family.
On the downside though it definitely dramatically increases your appetite. So although it can cut fat, if you don’t really watch your diet when you are using this stuff, you can pack on some bulk as well. In terms of dosage, a low dose is around 10 mg, and the upper sensible dose is about 25 mg daily.
A basic SARMs stack can be as simple as a pair of SARMs stack together to amplify a single effect like bulking, cutting, or multiple effects. For example, you could stack one that gives you strength and endurance with bulking SARMs that it can push yourself harder, or the same with burning energy for cutting or maintenance.
Best SARMs Stack For Cutting
The best stack for cutting obviously has to contain at least one SARM that tells the body to burn fat and preserves muscle. But it should also contain one that helps to increase endurance you can burn more energy in the first place.
For me, this is the best SARMs stack for cutting:
As you can see, this cycle is all about the tens, which is why it’s easy to remember. The combo of Ligandrol and Ostarine will burn fat, while Cardarine will underpin it by upping your energy levels to you expend the energy to burn more fat.
The PCT supplement you’ll need will be Nolvadex because this stack for cutting is not majorly suppressive.
Stack For Gaining Muscle
Now let’s talk about gaining muscle, bulking up. Not only bulking buttoning your muscle and making it harder as well.
The best SARMs stack for bulking I’ve ever used is this:
With this bulking stack, you will pack on tons of lean muscle and have loads of energy. You’ll protect your gains, and even maybe strip a bit of fat.
You will need a PCT supplement. You could get away with Nolvadex, but you might need Clomid, especially for the first couple of weeks post cycle.
Once you’ve bulked, and once you’ve cut, and once you build up your strength, which usually takes several cycles (usually a couple of bulking, one cutting, and one focusing on strength), you may be happy and just want to maintain your gains.
If that’s the case, then this is, in my opinion, the best SARMs stack for maintenance:
What this stack does is build your strength and endurance using the combination of the energy boost from Cardarine, and the mildly anabolic nature of the other two SARMs in the stack. Plus, you’ll cut a little bit of fat and gain a little bit of muscle.
It’s not hugely anabolic so you will probably only need Nolvadex as your PCT supplement.
Stack For Strength And Endurance
So lets now talk about using SARMs for strength and endurance building. Some people get confused and think that’s about gaining muscle, bulking up, but that’s not actually the case.
We are talking just as much about gaining strength in the muscle as developing its tone, and also we are talking about increasing your fitness and endurance, and your vascularity which will allow you to get more oxygen to where you need it.
For me, this is the best SARMs stack for building strength and endurance:
What you’re getting with this SARMs combo is the slightly anabolic nature of Andarine giving you that testosterone like boost. Plus MK-677 releasing growth hormones and building both endurance and muscle tone. Plus, a strong dose of Cardarine which will give you superb energy, allowing you to develop fitness and vascularity.
You may need a PCT supplement with this because of the Andarine, but if you do, it will only be a minor dose of Nolvadex.
Recommended Stack For Females
Women can benefit from SARMs in the same way that men can, but they mostly have different bodybuilding goals, which will define the types of SARMs that they use.
Women tend to see the best SARMs stack is one that will help to build stamina and strength, and cut fat, and tone them up. But gaining bulk and lean muscle tone is something most don’t want to achieve.
Also, women don’t need very high doses of SARMs in the way that men do. So the best SARMs stack for females to achieve cutting, strength, and some tone is as follows:
What this simple female SARMs stack does is deliver strength and endurance through Cardarine, cuts fat and protects muscle tone with Ostarine, and then uses either Ligandrol or Andarine for a slight anabolic edge helps to tone muscle and deliver strength.
Before I move on to telling you where you can buy the best steroid alternatives with three detailed SARMs reviews of the best vendors out there, I want to talk to you about those SARMs before and after photos, you will see.
Please just ignore them. Most of them are stock images, a lot of them are more to do with steroids and SARMs, and you literally don’t know the history and bodybuilding background of the person in the photo.
For me, the only way you can find out how good SARMs stack will be for you to do them for a few cycles to see what results you get against your natural benchmark.
So let’s finish here by telling you where the best SARMs for cutting, bulking, and strength can be bought.
All three of these webstores have moneyback guarantees, they purity test every batch of SARMs they get through an independent third-party lab, and they publish those purity reports on the product webpages.
I’ve used all of these myself over the past two years, and they have very strong reputations amongst the online bodybuilding communities as well.
These guys should be number one on anyone’s list as far as I’m concerned. The SARMs they sell are at the minute imported from China, however, that could change as China has banned the manufacturer and export of SARMs. This could have far-reaching consequences for the whole SARMs mark in the USA.
At the minute, they buy in Chinese SARMs in powder format. They then batch test them for purity, and then they make it into high-quality SARMs liquid.
To give you an idea of price, 1500 mg of Andarine S-4, dosed at 50 mg/mL costs just $79.99. The raw powder is far cheaper at $49.99 for 1000 mg.
Another great place to buy really good quality SARMs from are Proven Peptides. These guys actually buy SARMs from labs in the USA. So there’s no importing at all. For me, that’s a better quality guarantee, but you do pay for that.
It is still independently third-party lab tested, and the purity reports published on the website for your peace of mind.
In terms of pricing, sometimes you will pay a little more, and sometimes you won’t. Let’s stick with the example of Andarine. The same 30 mL dropper bottle costs $74.99 the same 50 mg/mL dosage, so actually slightly cheaper than Science.bio, but that’s not the same for all of the SARMs which do tend to be around $10 more expensive.
Last on my list is Swiss Chems. They sell all the main types, and the quality is just as good as the other two sellers I’m recommending to you in these reviews.
These guys only sell SARMs in powder format. But it is a powder that’s been put into capsules, so you are getting the ultimate in convenience in terms of dosing and taking SARMs. But you do pay for that convenience.
To carry on with the Andarine example, 60 capsules, each dosing 25 mg for a total overall dose of 1500 mg in the bottle, retails at $139.95. So as you can see, far higher than the other formats, but so convenient that you can dose at the gym, and never have to weigh anything, or worry about whether you are getting the dose right with the sublingual liquid.
The other thing that makes these guys unique is that they also sell Clomid and Nolvadex, something unique amongst SARMs sellers I’ve ever seen. You can get the SARMs and the PCT supplements all from one place with high quality guarantees.
What I want to do a few in this quick guide is to tell you how you can spot the highest quality SARMs for sale. It’s actually not as easy as you think, and you could rule out 90% of the sellers out there pretty quickly.
I’m going to go into a bit of detail about why getting your hands on the highest quality SARMs, that are high in purity, is crucial, and tell you where you definitely cannot buy good quality SARMs and other supporting supplements from.
Plus, I’m going to tell you what I found to be the best SARMs source, by giving you a detailed review of the three best SARMs companies that I’ve purchased from over the last four years of using SARMs to develop my body way above what I ever achieved before naturally.
Let me show you exactly why it’s so important to buy pure SARMs that you can find.
This actually shocked me when I read about it a couple of years ago, and I want to make sure I pass it on to you here so you can understand the importance I’m attaching to this. It’s your body and mind, and you have to be careful.
In 2016 a research team analyzed the samples they purchased online from SARMs sellers around the Internet. They purchased samples from 44 different sellers, a total of 44 different types of SARMs.
What they found was that only 52% of those purchases actually contain SARMs. Think about that, it’s incredible. 48%, nearly half, of the SARMs sold from easily searchable websites, the ones you will come across yourself, actually not contained SARMs at all.
That’s absolutely mind-blowing, and it’s exactly why it’s important to buy the highest quality stuff from reputable sellers. It’s also crucial that you learn how to spot those sellers.
So now you understand how important it is to find the SARMs for sale that are 100% pure, let’s look at the traits of the best SARMs company that you can start to learn how to spot them for yourself:
To that list, I’m going to add “gut feeling”. You know what I mean, and I’m pretty sure if you have been online looking for SARMs for sale, you’ll have seen some websites that you would never, ever, consider buying SARMs from. Learn to spot those signs.
There are some obvious red flags for buying SARMs under certain circumstances.
Don’t go near SARMs on any marketplace sites. They do sometimes pop up on places like eBay. They aren’t meant to be there, but they are sometimes for sale. Don’t go near them, they are the ones that are going to not SARMs at all, or completely cut with rubbish to make the SARMs go further.
Don’t buy directly from Chinese sellers either. A site like Alibaba is a good example of the sort of place you should avoid buying from. Although most SARMs are Chinese made, when they are sold through third-party marketplace sites, they are almost universally bad quality, or even dangerous.
I’ll also mention that the supply of Chinese SARMs is going to dry up. That’s because China has banned the export of SARMs, under pressure from the USA. They have also actually in December 2019 banned the manufacturer of SARMs as well.
As with everything that comes out of China, it doesn’t matter if it’s licensed or allowed or not, it will still get made, but it will be on the black market. As well as that, manufacturers of these substances will move to other countries, in the end, places like India and Russia for example.
So be careful Chinese sellers because the quality is going to be more variable in the near future stocks dry up because they are going to start being made illegally.
Always look for those guarantees of quality, and never buy from a company that doesn’t offer the purity reports for you to view.
I’m saving you a bit of hard work by giving you some benchmark companies I use myself to buy SARMs from.
Although I’ve put them in the top one, two, three order, you could order from any of them depending on the type of SARMs you want, convenience, and your gut feeling on which would be best for you.
But any of them will do, because they will be a great starting point for selling 100% pure products to you that are definitely of the highest quality.
Science has been around for several years and recently rebranded from irc.bio due to some issues with the feds apparently.
But that appears to be behind them and they now sell a fantastic range of SARMs from the new website, but it’s the same SARMs, and the same people.
They have tons of great feedback online, especially on knowledgeable sites like Reddit. You always get someone who’s had a bad experience, but that is often nothing to do with the quality of the SARMs. Overwhelmingly though, these guys are one of the best in the business for delivering high purity and performance.
These are the benefits of ordering from Science.bio:
They sell all the main types of SARMs: Cardarine, Ostarine, Testolone, Andarine, Ibutamoren, YK-11, Ligandrol, S23. All of these core SARMs are really high quality and will give you a fantastic experience. I use them all myself over the years and have created some really potent stacks. The strength of SARMs is in the stack, don’t use them individually, make sure you stack at least two together to multiply the benefits from the hard work you do.
But they also sell some really rare SARMs, things like LGD-3303 (a new variant of Ligandrol), and AC-262, amongst others. I’ve not tried any of these because I’ve stuck to the core SARMs that a lot of people use, but if you are more experimental, and there’s one you’ve heard good things about and want to try, then these guys will sell it to you with very high purity.
Pricing is also very good. You won’t find a better value than this, I certainly haven’t. To give you an example of pricing, let’s look at the classic SARM Ostarine MK-2866.
For me, it’s the perfect beginner’s SARM, and I still use it at quite a high dose in a cutting phase to great effect from these guys. 1000 mg of raw powder costs the ridiculously low price of $29.99, while 900 mg of suspended liquid SARMs solution, dosed at 30 mg/mL, costs just $44.99. So as you can see, the outlay even to create a good quality SARMs stack is going to be quite low.
The second SARMs source that I can recommend to you is Swiss Chems. Based in the USA like Science.bio, they offer really high-quality SARMs imported from China.
They’ve been around for a couple of years, and have a good track record. The only thing I have noticed about them is that sometimes what they sell varies. Sometimes they sell injectables, tablets/capsules, and sublingual liquid, and other times just capsules, so I’m going to focus on the capsules in this review of the SARMs they have for sale.
These are the key reasons why I like ordering from Swiss Chems:
Swiss Chems sell seven main types of SARMs: S-23, YK-11, Ostarine, Cardarine, Ligandrol, Testolone, YK-11.
At the time of writing this review, they only sell them in capsules. SARMs capsules are the ultimate inconvenience. You can dose them on the go, and you never have to worry about weighing anything, or dripping the right amount under your tongue; it’s all there in the capsule. The exact dose, nothing to worry about.
But you do pay for that privilege. You pay a significant premium for them packing the powder into capsules, which can be quite a laborious process.
So let’s look at pricing by looking at the price of Ostarine again. A total dose of 380 mg, in 60 capsules each of 10 mg, is $113.96. So as you can see, twice the price of sublingual liquid for a lower dose.
If money is no option, and you want the highest quality SARMs possible in convenient capsule form, then Swiss Chems are definitely for you though.
Also, I’ll mention it Swiss Chems the only place to sell purity guaranteed Nolvadex and Clomid as well. I’ve always found it astonishing that SARMs sellers don’t also sell the PCT supplement you will need between cycles. But Swiss Chems are one of the few who do, making it incredibly convenient to get your SARMs and your PCT supplements all in one order.
Although the prices are high, you can actually get 33% off the price you pay. If you pay using bitcoin through Amazon (full instructions on their website), you will get your SARMs at 33% discount, knocking the price down considerably. It’s a bit of a convoluted process, and I haven’t done it myself yet, but if you really want to save one third on your SARMs capsules then it’s a brilliant way of doing it that is little-known.
Third, on my list is is Proven Peptides.
Don’t take that as meaning they are the third choice webstore you should buy from. Proven Peptides have several differences which really make them stand out, and in many people’s eyes they are the number one best SARMs source in the USA today.
They sell all the major types of SARMs in liquid dropper bottle format: Ostarine, Cardarine, Andarine, YK-11, Ibutamoren, SR-9009, Ligandrol. The only one they don’t sell is S-23. They never have, and I don’t know why, it could be because it’s closer to an anabolic steroid than most SARMs, and perhaps that’s something they don’t want to sell.
Let’s just take a look at a snapshot of why Proven Peptides are so popular before I go into the details:
I want to talk about the crucial part first. The product that they sell are made in the USA, which is pretty unique. I’m not sure they are made for the company, or if the wholesaler works only with them and a few others, but everyone else seems to still be selling cheaper Chinese SARMs (with more variable quality unless you are buying from a company with rigorous testing standards).
Proven Peptides SARMs are made in the USA in high-quality lab premises. Better than that, they are also independently lab tested before they are sold. Those batch test reports show the exact purity is always published on the product pages on the website.
So all that put together gives you complete peace of mind on the purchase you’re making. Great quality SARMs, made in the USA, tested for purity and then sold at good prices.
Let’s take a quick look at pricing so you can see what I mean. We will stick with the example of Ostarine so you can get a comparison with the other two places I’m telling you where to buy SARMs from in this guide.
A 30 mL dropper bottle, dosed at 25 mg/mL, retails at $49.99. So as you can see, that’s not much more expensive than Science.bio for American-made SARMs, rather than Chinese.
Plus, I do want to talk about “proven points”. It’s a loyalty scheme that offers a significant discount on repeat orders. You basically get a point per dollar you spend. 10 points are then worth a dollar. Over several orders that will add up to quite a significant discount off a future order, and definitely something I think is a great reward for loyalty.
All of these three are what I found to be the best and most reliable companies. Great purity, good prices, rapid delivery, moneyback guarantees, and those all-important lab test reports verifying the purity you are getting. So as you can see, there really is a lot of choices even between these three companies, depending on what your own buying decision will be based around.
Finding the best synthetic urine to pass a drug test with his only half the battle. You have to know how to use it, and when it’s not the best option to use.
What I’m going to do here is talk you through everything you need to know about using fake pee for a drug test based on my own research and experiences, alongside those people of I know and trust.
You’re going to learn everything you need to know right here. What your options are for passing a drug test, and what the best fake urine actually consists of.
Plus, I’m also going to tell you right brands to avoid, the biocide problem you might have read about, and I’ll also talk you through the top three brands out there with detailed synthetic urine reviews, so you can make the best choice possible for your next drug test.
When it comes to passing a drug test you have several options when you are a regular drug user who is going to get found out if you just go and submit a natural sample.
These are the options you have:
The bottom line is that if you’ve got the guts to smuggle the fake sample in, then it really isn’t a problem because with unsupervised standard drug testing you don’t get searched at all, and nobody is in the room with you, then fake urine of high-quality and submitted at the right temperature is the guaranteed way to pass a drug test.
I didn’t want to be submitting any old crap, and that’s why I looked into what the characteristics of the best synthetic urine products are, so I could see how closely they mimicked real urine.
The real basics of the best quality fake urine have to include the following:
That’s an awful lot of boxes to tick, which is why only a very few fake urine brands are actually really going to pass a drug test for you.
Just by realizing all that, it certainly helped me. Half the fake urine brands available went straight out of the window. And another problem, that I will talk to you about next, knocked out nearly all of the others.
The next thing I want to talk to you about is the biocide problem. It’s something that reared its head about two years ago in knowledgeable online discussion groups.
Biocide is an artificial preservative used in tons of household stuff, and things like makeup and beauty products. It significantly lengthens the shelf life of the product.
The thing is, it’s also in quite a few brands of fake urine. The rumor was that the big testing labs like LabCorp and Quest realized this. They also realized that if they just tested for the presence of biocide then they could rule out the majority of fake samples easily.
Lots of brands of fake urine suddenly started to fail about two years ago, the failure rate literally skyrocketed over a few weeks. When 2 and 2 were put together, it eventually was worked out that biocide was the issue.
So for me, the best synthetic urine simply cannot contain biocide. Which actually limits it to around five products on the market right now.
The next consideration, when trying to find that the ultimate fake urine product for your needs, is to consider whether you want to use a heatpad or heat activator powder.
The temperature of the sample being outside that of human urine is the biggest reason why people fail when submitting a fake sample.
Human urine exits the body within a surprisingly narrow temperature range, between 96°F and 100°F. But legally, to allow for up to 4 minutes of cooling before the temperature is tested, the lab has to accept any sample between 90°F and 100°F. So, you have to submit your fake sample within that narrow temperature range.
A heatpad is simply an air activated pad, usually quite slim and discreet. It pumps out a steady heat that should keep the sample within the correct temperature for several hours potentially after you prepare the sample and transport it to submit.
The problem with heatpads is they can fail. They can pump out heat too quickly, or it’s not consistent. The sample can either be too hot, or too cold. Most of the time it is fine, but using a heatpad does increase your chances of failing.
Also, if you get to drug testing place and it’s too cold, what are you meant to do? You can’t heat up the heatpad. But what you can do is carry a flask of hot, not boiling, water with you and heat the temperature up a bit that way. But it’s a real round peg in a square hole solution, and not ideal.
Heat activator powder is only actually used by two of the best synthetic urine products. You don’t use a heatpad at all, and you don’t even need to transport the sample within the correct temperature range.
The heat activator powder works really rapidly, within about two minutes. You just transport the sample, and before you go into the testing building you check the temperature, tap in a bit of heat activator powder, and watch the temperature rise. If it’s not warm enough, tap in a little more, shake it gently and watch for the temperature registering on the temperature strip. Get it as close 100°F as you can without going over, and you are good to go for about 20 minutes.
Further on in this guide to the best synthetic urine, I’m going to do detailed synthetic urine reviews of the top three brands out there based on all the criteria I’m talking about here.
I want to warn you away from a few brands of fake urine which are simply not worth considering first though.
These brands all are rumored to contain biocide. Also, they are not complex and balanced enough to pass a drug test:
U Pass could possibly work for a basic pre-employment drug test as I’m not convinced it does contain biocide because people are still saying they are passing using it. But for all of the rest, forget it.
Before I conclude this guide with three synthetic urine reviews, I want to tell you exactly how to use fake pee for drug tests.
Instructions vary a little depending on the structure of the urine, and whether you’re using a heatpad or heat activator powder, but broadly this is the best practice you should follow:
Taking everything into account that I’ve just told you, I narrowed things down to the following three brands.
I actually used the second choice, Sub Solution, to pass my first drug test using a fake sample. Quick Luck has been released since then, but Sub Solution is still just as good in practical terms.
I did everything I’ve outlined in the instructions above, and using Sub Solution I passed my test like a dream. You can too, as long as you’ve got the balls to submit a fake sample (and you don’t even need balls because it works just as well the males and females).
For me, Quick Luck has to be the number one brand of fake urine out there, it’s simply the best synthetic urine that you can buy. But you will have to spend significant money to buy it, as it costs $100, which is $20 more than even the most expensive second choice.
But what you’re getting for your money is the most advanced formula available. It contains 15 chemicals found in human urine. That’s as close as you’re going to get, and it means even the most advanced drug test scrutiny is going to struggle to spot its fate.
More than that, Quick Luck looks like human urine, I mean really looks like it. Also, it froths like it and even smells like it. Visually it’s as close as you’re going to get. Some labs claim they do visual tests, or even a sniff test on some samples (I’m assuming for more advanced tests which require more scrutiny), so this is going to pass those tests.
Also with Quick Luck, you get heatpads and heat activator powder. Obviously, you’re going to use the heat activator powder, but the heatpads do give you the option to practice in advance and to transport the sample at a warmer temperature so that the heat activator powder has less work to do.
I haven’t used Quick Luck, I’ve used Sub Solution. But next time I will definitely trade up to Quick Luck because it’s premixed and is a slightly more advanced formula. It really is the ultimate if you want to pass a drug test and you can afford $100. If you can afford it, don’t even consider anything else is my advice.
The second of the best fake urine brands out there is Sub Solution. It’s been the top-selling brand for a number of years and has got even more popular as other fake urine products have tailed off due to poor formulas and the biocide problem.
Sub Solution is almost identical to Quick Luck but just a slightly less advanced formula, but still contains at least 14 chemicals found in urine, and is perfectly balanced. It’s really going to pass the closest scrutiny. It also looks, smells, and froths like real urine so will definitely pass that visual inspection as well.
Sub Solution on the downside isn’t premixed. It’s a powder that you have to mix with filtered water. So you will need a water source and preparation time. That doesn’t make it suitable for on-the-job testing, whereas Quick Luck which is premixed, so definitely is.
Sub Solution costs $80, so you’re paying $20 less because of the fact it’s not premixed and is slightly less complex. Also, you don’t get heatpads, but you do get the incredible heat activator powder.
In terms of where to buy synthetic urine, both Quick Luck and Sub Solution best bought from the Clear Choice webstore.
If you buy them there, you can also get a great combo deal with something called the practice kit. This contains heat activator powder, heatpads, and the mixing containers, but not the urine. With it, you can do a full practice run with water before the day of your test so that you don’t run into problems.
Third, on my list of the most high-quality synthetic urine brands out, there is Quick Fix. Now let me say that the caveat to that is this is a complete level down from Sub Solution and Quick Luck.
It only costs $40 and is a basic formula only contains creatinine, urea, uric acid. It looks like urine, but doesn’t really froth or smell like it.
But for $40 it’s pretty good, and for a basic pre-employment drug test, where it’s not going to face much scrutiny, Quick Fix has a great track record of passing. It comes with a single heatpad that’s good quality, but you do still get what you pay for which means there’s a slight increase in the chance of the heatpad failing.
If you don’t care about the drug test, it’s only a basic pre-employment one, or you can’t afford $80 for Sub Solution, then Quick Fix is the best of the rest.
In terms of where to buy this synthetic urine, it’s best bought from the authorized reseller here (link).
I got really fed up with trying to do a natural detox to get ready for a pre-employment drug test a couple of years ago. It took weeks to get clean using a lot of home drug test kits to monitor my progress. So I’ve looked into how to use detox pills for drug test success in detail to speed it all up, and I’m going to pass on here in this quick guide.
I’m going to tell you exactly how drug metabolites work in the body, and how long it will take you to do a natural detox for them to be removed.
After giving you an idea of how long a natural detox will take, I’m going to explain how detox pills work and how much they speed up the process of a natural detox by eliminating toxins at a faster rate than your body can naturally.
Plus, I’ll finish by telling you about the top three brands of detox pills on the market, and compare them for potency, pricing, and how they are used.
When talking about taking drugs generally, but for the purposes of this guide going to talk about marijuana and its active ingredient THC which is converted mainly into the waste metabolite THC-NOOH.
So everything I’m talking out applies to cocaine, opiates, all narcotics, but to keep it simple I’m going to talk in terms of weed.
When you smoke a joint or take any drugs, the active ingredient that gets you high is converted at that point into waste products called metabolites. These metabolites are in your bloodstream, saliva, and other areas.
Eventually, these metabolites over hours and days work their way out of your body, through sweat and stools, but mostly in your urine.
Cannabis is slightly different from other drugs because nearly 50% of the metabolites do exit through the bowels because cannabis metabolites bind to bile which is created by fat and fibre to help its passage out of the body.
The bottom line is that a light drug user will usually be clean of toxins in about one week after a natural detox.
However, for chronic weed smoker, that can be as long as two months, and for a regular smoker two weeks or longer. So you need detox pills which can at least half the amount of time it takes for metabolites to exit the body naturally to make it worthwhile.
The best way to get clean is to do a natural detox. That means doing the following things religiously every day until you test clean using a home drug test kit:
Doing all the above will help your body to speed up its ability to get rid of toxins to the maximum rate the body can. But that won’t be much because the body mostly works close to its optimal rate unless you are unhealthy.
I will also mention if you are trying to get rid of cannabis metabolites, then you should eat fatty meals in a couple of days leading up to your drug test. So go to town on burgers and other fatty foods because that will create bile which will help to draw more toxins out through the bladder. You shouldn’t be eating a fatty diet always through a natural detox though, because that slows your body processes down.
When you’re doing a natural detox, you can speed things up using detox pills for weed.
Now let me explain a bit about marijuana detox pills to you. There is no such thing as a specific cannabis detox pill. Any product claiming it can specially target THC is talking rubbish. The only way it can do that is to contain fiber, which you can get from your diet in far higher quantities anyway.
So a high-quality detox pill will work for THC, and it will work for any other type of drug metabolites as well.
The best detox pills out there have the following characteristics:
Now as you can see, that is quite a checklist and not many detox pills out there contain everything that is needed to significantly speed up your body processes. But then again, most detox pills aren’t actually designed for eliminating drug toxins at all.
Most of the detox pills you’ll see out there is low quality, or barely have anything in them that work at all. These are the things you see on sale at Walmart, GNC, Walgreens, eBay, and Amazon.
They claim to be detox pills but are just detox supplements that slightly speed up the elimination of toxins from the body, things like free radicals as well, over the long term. You have to take them for several weeks as an ongoing supplement which is why most of them are sold with a months’ worth of pills.
So if you’re looking to run every day, drink vegetable smoothies, and you want to push things along a little more, then an ongoing supply cheap detox pills designed for general detoxification might help you, but it won’t do much good if you want to try and half the time it takes you to get clean to pass a drug test.
I want to clear up the common misconception here, and one that confused me when I first started looking into detox products a few years ago.
A detox drink does not detox you. I know that sounds nuts, but it’s the truth. A detox drink is just a masking agent. It pushes more toxins out of the body than water can, and it throws a load of nutrients in your body that are found in urine, so some are passed through your kidneys as waste, keeping the balance natural.
Detox pills are completely different animals altogether. They are used alongside a natural detox to speed up the elimination of toxins over days and weeks to allow you to be completely naturally clean, meaning you’re not just masking the toxins, they are permanently removed.
Top of anyone’s list has to be Toxin Rid, which I believe is the most potent detox kit you can buy.
With Toxin Rid, it’s not just about the potency of the detox pills, but you also get a very good detox drink supplement which helps to draw out the last of the toxins and also replace nutrients lost in the detox process.
On top of that, you get a dietary fiber supplement that flushes your body just before your test to allow you to draw more toxins out through the bowels, making it one of the perfect detox pills for weed.
Toxin Rid is available in course lengths from a single day all the way through to 10 days in length. Additional days can be bought on top of that as well.
Here are the instructions you need to follow with Toxin Rid:
Now the confusion around using Toxin Rid THC detox pills is how to decide what course length you need. When there are course lengths from one day through to 10 days, how do you know how much to spend?
Well, for me five days or less in terms of course length is only for light users. If you have taken a load of marijuana or other drugs within the past seven days, or even infrequently, then five days or less in course length will mean you’re clean in 2-3 days.
The 7 and 10 day courses are designed for chronic weed smokers. I’ll be honest, if you’re a daily cannabis user I would just go straight for the 10 day course. You should be testing clean in under 10 days, and I found I was clean in five days, but persisted for the second five days because of the way cannabis metabolites work.
What I mean by that is cannabis metabolites don’t leave the body in a linear fashion. They cling onto cells in the body, so you could test clean for a couple of days, and then more start coming out. So it’s best to do the longest length and keep pushing your body to get them all out.
Rescue 5 Day Detox is the second best detox pill that you can buy, and again, this is a course of professional quality detox pills for weed and other drugs.
It’s actually a bit of misconception that it’s a five-day detox, the total course takes eight days to complete. This is actually even better because eight days gives you three more days then the five listed, so your body has time to push out more toxins.
These are the instructions that you will follow when using Rescue 5 Day Detox:
The third best detox pills for drug test success are called Herbal Pre-Cleanse Formula, but these are slightly different to the previous pair of detox pill reviews above.
Herbal Pre-Cleanse Formula is more in line with the detox supplements I talked about at the beginning. It’s not a potent short course of detox pills that powers metabolites out of your body at a dramatically accelerated rate.
But the ingredients are tailored to taking drug tests. You get a 30 day supply, and the idea is that you take two pills per day over 30 days in the lead up to a potential drug test.
At the same time, you’re winding down on your drug use, so that you’ve got fewer metabolites in your body, and Herbal Pre-Cleanse Formula is working to push more toxins out than your body can naturally.
That’s not the whole story though, as you can double the dose, or even treble it in the days leading up to your test to push out even more toxins. It’s not as powerful as Toxin Rid or Rescue 5 Day Detox, but it does give you a flexible way of dramatically increasing the speed at which toxins exit the body.
In terms of comparing the price and value of the detox pills I’ve talked about in this quick guide to using detox pills a drug test, there is a big variation.
The full 10-day course of Toxin Rid will cost you $189.95. But you’ll get the full 10 day set of Toxin Rid pills, the detox liquid, and the dietary fiber supplement bundled in. It’s the most potent option for chronic weed smoker to get clean in less than two weeks.
Rescue 5 Day Detox usually costs around $60 for the full pill course. That’s three times cheaper than Toxin Rid, and for someone with moderate to high levels of toxin exposure, but not chronic daily weed smoking levels of toxins, then in eight days it should get you clean, or at least 90% clean.
Finally, Herbal Pre-Cleanse Formula is 60 tablets for just $30. So it’s a budget product, that delivers budget results. But if you’re tapering down on your weed use, and you using Herbal Pre-Cleanse Formula, then as a moderate smoker you stand a chance in 30 days of being completely clean or at least having far fewer toxins in your body to deal with on the day of your test.
So whether you choose to use Toxin Rid, rescue 5 five Day detox, or to taper down will using Herbal Pre-Cleanse Formula, you’re still got to face that drug test.
On the day of your test, you’ll want to have a couple of home drug test kits handy. I’d actually advise you to buy half a dozen and use them in the second half of the detox and do one every other day to monitor when you actually start to get clean.
Do a test two hours before you leave. If you’re negative, cool, you’re good to go.
If you’re positive, it means you’ve still got a few toxins in your body. But because you have pushed out so many toxins during the detox course, there’s going to be very few for a powerful detox drink to mask.
So buy Rescue Cleanse or Ultra Eliminex, and then drink that detox drink. It will flush out any toxins lingering in your kidneys and bladder, and keep the nutrient balance in your urine appearing natural.
Because there are so few toxins left, you’ll have the maximum time the detox drink delivers to submit your sample, usually five hours.
If you time things right, and you work hard, then within 10 days of starting to use THC detox pills for your drug test, you can usually get completely clean, so that you are able to pass a drug test without masking any remaining toxins using a detox drink.
If you’re facing a drug test then a high-quality detox drink is one of the easiest ways of passing. But how to use detox drinks for drug test success is something that is less well understood than the ease-of-use.
A lot of people think you literally just pour it down your throat and all the drug toxins exit your body leaving you permanently clean. That couldn’t be further from the truth, and that lack of thought and strategy will see you still fail a drug test.
Detox drinks can be effective, but they do have a significant failure rate if you don’t know what you’re doing with them. So what we’re going to do here is talk you through how to use detox drinks for masking THC and other drug toxins, as well as talking you through what the best detox drinks are, and why.
When it comes to passing a urine drug test, you basically have three ways of achieving this:
The misconception around detox drinks is that they detox the body. That’s not actually true at all.
Some people got caught out because they have not really looked to the instructions, drunk the detox drink, and then wandered off to submit the sample the next day, or a couple of days later, because they think the toxins have been removed from the body by some magical force.
This is actually what a detox drink does in the body:
So as you can see, a detox drink removes toxins temporarily and keeps your urine appearing naturally balanced.
However, what’s vital to understand is that this effect only lasts for as long as it takes your body to process toxins behind the detox drink. At some point, they will get through your kidneys and pass into your urine.
Usually, you’ll get about five hours before fresh toxins appear in your bladder. However, if you’re a chronic user, or you’ve got a faster metabolism, this time can be far lower, sometimes as little as two hours to get to the lab and submit your sample.
Here are a few top tips for making detox drinks more effective:
At the end of this guide to using detox drinks for drug tests, I’m going to tell you about the top four detox drinks out there based on online feedback, me and my friends using them, and me home testing them with drug test kits to see how long they work for.
But there are some brands that you simply should avoid.
Magnum detox instant flush, Jazz total detox, The Stuff detox, and any smaller sizes of detox drink including Xxtra Clean which is a smaller version of Mega clean.
The reason I’m telling you to avoid smaller versions is that they are designed for light toxin exposure or smaller bodies. But to be safe you should always go for the full 32 to fluid ounce size of the detox drinks I’m going to recommend.
“Home Remedy” Homemade Detox Drinks Do Not Work
Another thing to avoid is home remedy detox drinks. People will tell you that cranberry juice, lemon juice, vinegar, baking soda powder in water, various types of tea, all sorts of crazy stuff, can help to remove drug toxins from your body.
Almost universally these methods work on the theory that you are simply flushing the toxins out with the volume of liquid. Often backed up by theories around acidity and the liquid being diuretic.
The bottom line is that none of these have the complexity in construction to flush out the toxins and maintain the balance in your urine so that it appears natural.
Okay, I now want to talk to you about the top four detox drinks out there.
Although I have put them in a numerical order here, numbers one through three all do pretty much the same thing, although I’ll explain the subtle differences between them in the detox drink reviews below.
Do detox drinks work? Undoubtedly they do, and I’ve tried all four of these with home drug test kits and they have mask toxins for several hours. However, you have to do the detox before the day of your test, otherwise, you’re playing Russian roulette.
I did actually pass a live drug test as well using Mega Clean three years ago. It’s not the most potent detox drink out there, but it’s the only one I had, but I did do a 48 hour detox with it and I’ll explain how to make it more potent in the review.
Top of any detox drink list nowadays has to be Ultra Eliminex.
It’s actually made by herbal clean, the same people who make QCarbo, which has a very poor track record nowadays. But it has a completely different formula and a different proprietary blend that pushes toxins out of the body.
I actually tested this without a detox at all prior to doing the test. I’m a heavy regular smoker, and I passed a drug test at home two hours after drinking it.
You don’t need any additional liquid, you just drink the contents of the bottle over about 15 minutes, then urinate several times over the next hour and you should have up to 5 hours clean.
So for me, it’s one of the best detox drinks for THC, and in fact for any type of drug toxins. But it is expensive, costing up to $80.
Second, on the list of best detox drinks for THC and other drugs is Mega Clean. It’s actually available both online and at big stores like Walmart. That’s why it’s well known.
However, it’s not actually the strongest detox around at all. On its own, it’s not much better than QCarbo32.
I certainly would not recommend Mega Clean if you only buy it on its own. However, I’m going to tell you about a combo deal that changes all that.
If you buy Mega Clean from Test Clear, you get it bundled up with six powerful Toxin Rid pills. So you can do a 48-hour detox, and in the last 24 hours use the Toxin Rid pills to push out even more toxins. That alongside Mega Clean is a potent mix.
Instructions for Mega Clean are pretty straightforward, you drink the contents of the bottle, refill it, and drink the water. You then urinate frequently over the next hour and you should have up to 5 hours clean.
The combo deal costs around $70. On its own, it’s not the greatest, but buying that combo deal puts it in a class of its own.
Third, on my list of the best detox drinks to use it for a drug test is Rescue Cleanse.
This is been around for quite a few years but it’s still a great formula. It’s made by Clear Choice, the company that makes Sub Solution which is my “go-to” brand of fake urine.
There’s no need for additional water with Rescue Cleanse, you just drink the contents of the bottle over about 15 minutes and then urinate as frequently As you can in the hour after that. You should then have up to 5 hours clean.
For me, I got three hours clean with Rescue Cleanse doing a home drug test kit. But that pity damn good as a daily weed smoker.
Rescue Cleanse is well priced at $55, and if you buy direct from Test Clear you can also get your hands on a box of Sub Solution which gives you an alternative strategy for passing a drug test.
Last on my list of the best detox drinks to use for THC or other types of drug metabolites is Qcarbo32. It’s an old formula detox drink that really well known. The reason for that is that it’s available to buy in Walmart and online at various major retailers.
However, although it’s got a large reputation through the volume of sales, it hasn’t got a good reputation nowadays actually passing a drug test.
It’s just not potent enough or balanced enough to fool the drug labs the whole time, or to flush out all the toxins sometimes if you have heavy toxin exposure.
If you have only lighter levels of toxins in your body, or there’s literally nothing else available, then Qcarbo32 could be okay for you. But if any of the three other choices are available I would always go for those first.
QCarbo32 costs around $50 to buy, which makes it far more effective to invest that level of money in the other three brands I’ve talked about.